There are lots of simple everyday activities that people take for granted...unless you can't do them.
Stairway to...Hell
Stairs to climb each day,
= a lot of work and no play.
Having a big body's no help,
and if you slip and fall you're sure to yelp.
Sometimes it's just easier to do it this way!
Bend and stretch, reach for your...toes
One, two I'm feeling blue.
Three, four cuz I can't reach the floor.
Five, six I've laces to tie,
Seven, eight but I`m too fat and that's no lie.
In the Water Closet
It's quite easy to see,
that if I need to pee,
Small bathroom stalls,
are not a friend to me.
I've got nothing else,
so I'll just let this graphic
speak for itself.
'Nuf Said
TWITLOSS REASON #2
6 comments:
I'm just going to keep coming back to stare at the photo of Beckham.... *sigh*
No doubt about it - he is hawt and yummy!
OMG... to funny! Thanks for the giggles! Hope all is well!
This is the most awesome blog I've read all day! I found you through Cecile's blog and Oh! My! I laughed and I sympathized and empathized. I signed up with Weight Watchers 2 weeks ago and am on my own journey of Twitloss.
Best of luck to you! I will be checking back often on your blog.
Lissa
Cecile and Lissa:
I am so glad my twitloss posts made you to giggle and laugh because that was the intent even if they are sadly based 100% in fact. Thank you so much for visiting and commenting!
I love your twitloss posts! I really have to join in on that. I haven't been here in awhile-I love the new look!
Post a Comment