Showing posts with label reason 2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reason 2. Show all posts

Monday, September 13, 2010

TWITLOSS! My Top 5 Reasons To Lose Weight: Reason 2 Stairs, Shoes and Potty Break Blues

David "Bend it Like" Beckham is taking a break from Footie to Ab-nnounce  Reason #2....mmmmmm why thank you Becks *fans self*!



There are lots of simple everyday activities that people take for granted...unless you can't do them.


Stairway to...Hell
Stairs to climb each day,
= a lot of work and no play.
Having a big body's no help,
and if you slip and fall you're sure to yelp.

Sometimes it's just easier to do it this way!




Bend and stretch, reach for your...toes
One, two I'm feeling blue.
Three, four cuz I can't reach the floor.
Five, six I've laces to tie,
Seven, eight but I`m too fat and that's no lie.




In the Water Closet
It's quite easy to see,
that if I need to pee,
Small bathroom stalls,
are not a friend to me.
I've got nothing else,
so I'll just let this graphic
speak for itself.



'Nuf Said

TWITLOSS REASON #2