Showing posts with label reason 4. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reason 4. Show all posts

Saturday, September 11, 2010

TWITLOSS! My Top 5 Reasons To Lose Weight: Reason 4 On The Broken Seat


Twitloss Reason #4 is being "served up" today courtesy of Spanish Tennis Player "Hot Sauce" Fernando "Tabasco" Verdasco fresh off his Round of 16 Finish at the 2010 US Open




When you are fat/overweight/obese (take your pick), a chair can be a fragile thing





Ode To The Chair

There once was an innocent chair,
My weight it was too much to bare.
So when I sat down and it fell to the ground,
It was time to reduce
pound by pound!

Yes I have broken a few chairs over the years and it's not something I am proud of, but it is a fact.

One of my favorite thinks to do in the summer is sit in my backyard and read a book. Backyard+sun+book+lawn chair = a happy bookpimp.

So last summer when I broke my lawn chair and went on the hunt for a new one, I discovered an interesting fact. If you have a large, overweight, fat fanny...it will not fit into most folding lawn chairs. Ohhhh in some cases I managed to barely squeeze my a$$ in between the arm rests (think round peg in square hole), but I did not want to end up looking like this...EEEK!


With this terrifying image in mind, I knew unless I wanted to spend my entire summer reading indoors, drastic action was required. I hereby give you another reason for starting my weight loss journey again.

TWITLOSS REASON #4